Many times, I will read something online and immediately think, “that was great, I wish I wrote it.” I may not have written it, but I can still share it. Here’s the latest…
20 Extremely Well-Mannered Insults To Use On Your Worst Enemy – By Zainab Coovadia
I would never tell you to insult someone. But if you are going to hurl some grenades, here’s a great list of well-mannered and funny insults.
1. May the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn out to be raisins.
2. May every sock you wear be slightly rotated, just enough for it to be uncomfortable.
3. May your mother come to talk to you, and then leave your door slightly ajar, so that you have to get up and close it.
4. May your article load that extra little bit as you’re about to click a link so you click an ad instead.
5. May both sides of your pillow be warm.
Click here to read the rest of the list. #6, #9 & #15 are some of my favorites.
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